Saturday 28 March 2009

Get bored much? Ever...?

Well- If you do, then this ones for you!

I fell across a fabulous solution today- although it might only work for the ladies... 

Part 1- Make sure you have terrible time keeping- this is a KEY point. If you are usually on time then don't set an alarm in the morning, or maybe have a long bath, with Lavender and candles,  instead of a quick shower, or even get lost in my blog... 

Part 2- Make an appointment in a busy part of South London- integral as South London is full of hungry men and feisty women. A shopping centre on a Saturday would be preferable. 

Part 3- Throw on a dress you have only worn once, years ago, at night. If you must look yourself over, make sure its in a very badly lit room. 

Part 4- Run out the door, down the road, jump onto the tube- all three of them in my case, and don't allow the realisation to hit home that your dress is totally see through until you're at London Bridge. 

Honestly, shopping in Canada Water has never been so much fun...

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